OVERALL RANKING: 112 (as of Oct 15)
20X BRITISH SKY BROADCASTING CHAMPION
Favorite Saying:
The more I EAT, the more I BEAT!
Biography:
Larger-than-life 'SuperSize' has 2 vices: women & fast-food. Despite his playboy lifestyle SuperSize has earned a reputation as a handsome, massively powerful yet dirty wrestler.
Loved by many (ladies)... loathed by the rest of you jealous, malnourished, ugly weaklings there is no denying SuperSize is here to EAT and BEAT!
Favourite Foods: Custard, Burgers, Fried Chicken, Cristal Champagne, random morsels hand-fed by Hoes
Favourite Moves: Chicken Wing (of course) Arm Lock, Doggy-Style.
Finishing Move: the patented 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Burger' where after applying the sleeper he produces a burger (hidden in the crotch of his wrestling outfit) and stuffs it in his vanquished opponent's mouth!
Trivia: SuperSize invented 'The Brench ©' - a meal between Breakfast and Brunch - while on tour with BAWWB mainly out of boredom and a compulsion to eat anything put in front of him, anytime, anywhere.
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