Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Hells Lawyer



Making his debut on Feb. 4th, 2008. Lawyer was a rookie with promise who started out in Ottawa as "The ConMan". He later then joined The Church of Hell and Consequences and became a long time member. In April of 2008 he experienced a mental breakdown and went through over 80 stables and 150+ random gimmicks for about two months. His one character that still sticks around from time-to-time is Captain Changyname. His tag team partner High King of Death - Max and his other friend Sir Anubis complete the trio known as Scum of the Earth.


Signature Move:

The Bar Exam - You begin this move by performing a choke slam in the middle of the ring and leaving your opponent there while you run out of and slide under the ring, emerging shortly after with a three-foot-long baseball bat. Entering the ring again, you stand over your opponent and begin reciting the details of a medical ethics case study, while beating them in the head with the bat. When you're done, you give your opponent a listening-comprehension test about the case study, beating him for each incorrect answer...or for whatever reason you see fit. ***The Following Move Has Been Donated By Nut crusher***

1 comment:

Jeff G Deutsch said...

BAD DUDE DOES IT AGAIN!

You are amazing man!!